This isn’t your average houseplant sweatshirt — it’s the shadow-grown version.

The artwork features a Poisoned Pothos, reimagined as a snarling, animated vine with hooked roots, skeletal branches, and a toothy grin that feels straight out of a midnight greenhouse. The curling tendrils claw upward, the leaves twist like they’re alive, and the whole creature looks ready to bite back.

Printed in rich black ink on a crisp white backdrop, the design feels like a dark-fantasy etching — intricate, bold, and impossible to ignore. It wears like art: detailed enough to draw you in, subtle enough to pair with anything.

The medium-heavy cotton blend keeps its shape, resists fading, and holds that print clean through every wash. Whether you wear it with worn jeans, boots, or layered flannel, it leans moody, deliberate, and unmistakably alt-botanical.

Perfect for indie nights out, misty morning walks, or any day you want your outfit to carry a little more bite.

Because even a pothos can have teeth.

Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- DTG print options: chest, sleeves, and back
- Double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting construction
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol, environmental and safety standards met

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Size	Width, in	Length, in	Sleeve length (from center back), in	Size tolerance, in
S	20	27	33.5	1.50
M	22	28	34.5	1.50
L	24	29	35.5	1.50
XL	26	30	36.5	1.50
2XL	28	31	37.5	1.50
3XL	30	32	38.5	1.50
4XL	32	33	39.5	1.50
5XL	34	34	40.5	1.50

Please Note: Most of our products are print on demand. Due to this, we have very strict refund and return policies. Please ensure you have read them and reviewed your order before completing your purchase. If you have any questions before purchase, please reach out to [email protected]