This isn’t your typical houseplant tee — it’s the shadow-born version of one. The artwork showcases a Poisoned Pothos, transformed into a snarling, animated vine creature with hooked roots, skeletal branching, and a gaping, tooth-filled grin. The leaves twist like they’re alive, the tendrils curl like claws, and the whole piece feels like it sprouted from the underbelly of a midnight greenhouse.
Printed in rich black ink on a clean white backdrop, the illustration reads like a miniature dark-fantasy etching: high detail, sharp contrast, and unmistakably bold without being loud. It wears like art — something you notice, then look at twice.
Lightweight yet sturdy, this tee keeps its drape and holds the design crisp through regular wash-and-wear. Pair it with worn jeans, boots, a weathered jacket, or layered flannel to lean into the moody, alt-botanical aesthetic. Perfect for indie nights out, slow walks through rainy streets, or any day you want your outfit to carry a little bite.
For the plant lover who sees beauty in the unusual — and knows even a pothos can have teeth.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes the back.
- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and gives a cleaner side profile.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape and resists sagging.
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable comfort and crisp printing.
- DTF and DTG printing used for sharp, detailed sleeve/neck and main artwork.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length (from center back), in | Size tolerance, in |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.10 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.00 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.50 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21.00 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.40 | 1.50 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.70 | 1.50 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25.00 | 1.50 |





























