Introducing the 'Only Plants' Tee
Because we all have a little bit of planty voyeur deep down in our soul! This unisex heavy cotton shirt is perfect for those who want to show off their inner plant exhibitionist. Whether you’re showing off your fenestrated monstera or dirty talking about your latest soil mix in Plant Hoarders Anonymous (PHA), this shirt’s parody of the iconic Only Fans logo says it all with a wink. The reimagined logo is done in bold green tones with a leafy twist, and it’s made for those who want to shake up their next garden party.
100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²), because your plants deserve the best, and so do you.
- The relaxed classic fit and crew neckline ensure comfort while you show off your plant collection—indoors or out.
- No itchy seams, and a tear-away label, because distractions should be from your lush, leafy jungle, not your clothes.
- Certified by Oeko-Tex, this tee is just as responsible as your repotting schedule.
Perfect for anyone who believes in growing followers…of the green kind! Get yours and let the world know—you’re all about Only Plants.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
