Price: $51.85
F-CAW-F Coffee Crow Crewneck Sweatshirt

A cozy midweight crewneck with a not-so-subtle message for anyone you meet before that first cup of coffee. The soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend and easy classic fit make it a go-to for Monday meetings or long commutes. Its bold monochrome artwork pays tribute to "Penny the Crow", a rescue of mine who used to perch on my Starbucks mug or arm each morning, wanting her sip. If she didn't get it right away, she'd, well tell me to F-CAW-F.

The design shows her balanced on a steaming cup with matching sleeve mug, and another illustration of her on the back that add a hint of murderous flair (Get it? A murder of crows). It feels like a favorite sweater: warm without weight, sturdy without stiffness, and full of personality for café hangs, study days, or late-night writing sessions.