Plant Hoarder Agreement

Welcome to the Official Plant Hoarder's Anonymous Plant Hoarder Agreement (or the PHA-PHA).

Let’s be honest—you don’t buy plants; you adopt them. You’re not a collector; you’re a curator of a lush, indoor ecosystem. And yet, there are skeptics (ahem, roommates, partners, and family members) who dare to question your leafy lifestyle.

That’s where the Plant Hoarder Agreement comes in! This lighthearted yet totally necessary document lays out the ground rules—ensuring that your botanical empire can continue to flourish without unnecessary resistance.

By agreeing to these sacred terms, all parties acknowledge:

✅ There is no such thing as too many plants.

✅ Plant purchases are a necessity, not a luxury.

✅ Windows, shelves, and any available flat surface belong to the plants.

Sign it. Frame it. Present it whenever someone raises an eyebrow at your latest plant purchase. 

Read the full agreement and assert your plant-hoarding rights now!